{"product_id":"bad-choices-make-good-stories-t-shirt-funny-chimpanzee-graphic-tee-for-men-casual-short-sleeve","title":"Bad Choices Make Good Stories T-Shirt – Funny Chimpanzee Graphic Tee for Men, Casual Short Sleeve","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"750\"\u003e🐒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"359\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eMake a Bold Statement — and Get a Few Laughs While You're At It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"430\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"477\"\u003e\"Bad Choices Make Good Stories\" T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect blend of humor and attitude, featuring a hilarious chimpanzee graphic that captures that chaotic energy we all know (and maybe are). Whether you're the life of the party or just collecting good stories one bad decision at a time, this tee is your new go-to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eCrafted from soft, breathable cotton, this men’s short sleeve shirt offers a relaxed fit that’s ideal for casual days, weekend outings, or gifting to that one friend who \u003cem data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"930\"\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e has a story to tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"981\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003eFunny Quote Graphic Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eChimpanzee illustration with bold \"Bad Choices Make Good Stories\" print for extra personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧵Product specifications\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Primarily 100% cotton (5.3 oz\/yd²); select colors are cotton\/polyester blends (50\/50, 90\/10, or 99\/1 depending on the shade).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabric Technology: Made with U.S. cotton and enhanced with innovative soft cotton technology for better printability, visible quality, and superior comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit \u0026amp;amp; Features: Classic fit, ribbed collar, taped neck and shoulders for added durability, tear-away label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSafety Standard: Safety Green meets ANSI \/ ISEA 107 high-visibility standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinting Options: Compatible with DTG and DTF printing, depending on fulfillment location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eManufacturing: Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotes: Print area size may vary based on shirt type and size. Actual print colors may slightly differ due to monitor settings and lighting. Manual measurements may vary by 1–2 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dog Mom Hat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48443969700023,"sku":"sku-48438740287725","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48443969732791,"sku":"sku-48438740320493","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48443969765559,"sku":"sku-48438740353261","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48443969798327,"sku":"sku-48438740386029","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443969831095,"sku":"sku-48438740418797","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443969863863,"sku":"sku-48438740451565","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48443969896631,"sku":"sku-48438740484333","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48443969929399,"sku":"sku-48438740517101","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48443969962167,"sku":"sku-48438740549869","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48443969994935,"sku":"sku-48438740582637","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443970027703,"sku":"sku-48438740615405","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443970060471,"sku":"sku-48438740648173","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48443970093239,"sku":"sku-48438740680941","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48443970126007,"sku":"sku-48438740713709","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48443970158775,"sku":"sku-48438740746477","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48443970191543,"sku":"sku-48438740779245","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443970224311,"sku":"sku-48438740812013","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443970257079,"sku":"sku-48438740844781","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48443970289847,"sku":"sku-48438740877549","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48443970322615,"sku":"sku-48438740910317","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48443970355383,"sku":"sku-48438740943085","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48443970388151,"sku":"sku-48438740975853","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443970420919,"sku":"sku-48438741008621","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443970453687,"sku":"sku-48438741041389","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":48443970486455,"sku":"sku-48438741074157","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":48443970519223,"sku":"sku-48438741106925","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":48443970551991,"sku":"sku-48438741139693","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48443970584759,"sku":"sku-48438741172461","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443970617527,"sku":"sku-48438741205229","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443970650295,"sku":"sku-48438741237997","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":48443970683063,"sku":"sku-48438741270765","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":48443970715831,"sku":"sku-48438741303533","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":48443970748599,"sku":"sku-48438741336301","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":48443970781367,"sku":"sku-48438741369069","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443970814135,"sku":"sku-48438741401837","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443970846903,"sku":"sku-48438741434605","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":48443970879671,"sku":"sku-48438741467373","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":48443970912439,"sku":"sku-48438741500141","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":48443970945207,"sku":"sku-48438741532909","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":48443970977975,"sku":"sku-48438741565677","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443971010743,"sku":"sku-48438741598445","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443971043511,"sku":"sku-48438741631213","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48443971076279,"sku":"sku-48438741663981","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48443971109047,"sku":"sku-48438741696749","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48443971141815,"sku":"sku-48438741729517","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48443971174583,"sku":"sku-48438741762285","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443971207351,"sku":"sku-48438741795053","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443971240119,"sku":"sku-48438741827821","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48443971272887,"sku":"sku-48438741860589","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48443971305655,"sku":"sku-48438741893357","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48443971338423,"sku":"sku-48438741926125","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48443971371191,"sku":"sku-48438741958893","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443971403959,"sku":"sku-48438741991661","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443971436727,"sku":"sku-48438742024429","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48443971469495,"sku":"sku-48438742057197","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48443971502263,"sku":"sku-48438742089965","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48443971535031,"sku":"sku-48438742122733","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48443971567799,"sku":"sku-48438742155501","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443971600567,"sku":"sku-48438742188269","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443971633335,"sku":"sku-48438742221037","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48443971666103,"sku":"sku-48438742253805","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48443971698871,"sku":"sku-48438742286573","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48443971731639,"sku":"sku-48438742319341","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":48443971764407,"sku":"sku-48438742352109","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443971797175,"sku":"sku-48438742384877","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443971829943,"sku":"sku-48438742417645","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48443971862711,"sku":"sku-48438742450413","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48443971895479,"sku":"sku-48438742483181","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48443971928247,"sku":"sku-48438742515949","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48443971961015,"sku":"sku-48438742548717","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443971993783,"sku":"sku-48438742581485","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443972026551,"sku":"sku-48438742614253","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48443972059319,"sku":"sku-48438742647021","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48443972092087,"sku":"sku-48438742679789","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48443972124855,"sku":"sku-48438742712557","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48443972157623,"sku":"sku-48438742745325","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443972190391,"sku":"sku-48438742778093","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443972223159,"sku":"sku-48438742810861","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48443972255927,"sku":"sku-48438742843629","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48443972288695,"sku":"sku-48438742876397","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48443972321463,"sku":"sku-48438742909165","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48443972354231,"sku":"sku-48438742941933","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443972386999,"sku":"sku-48438742974701","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443972419767,"sku":"sku-48438743007469","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark heather \/ S","offer_id":48443972452535,"sku":"sku-48438743040237","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark heather \/ M","offer_id":48443972485303,"sku":"sku-48438743073005","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark heather \/ L","offer_id":48443972518071,"sku":"sku-48438743105773","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark heather \/ XL","offer_id":48443972550839,"sku":"sku-48438743138541","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48443972583607,"sku":"sku-48438743171309","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48443972616375,"sku":"sku-48438743204077","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/2762\/1815\/files\/714eb5f15b034024a9e18a377821683f_tplv-dx0w9n1ysr-resize-webp_800_800.webp?v=1778263448","url":"https:\/\/nirvripz.myshopify.com\/products\/bad-choices-make-good-stories-t-shirt-funny-chimpanzee-graphic-tee-for-men-casual-short-sleeve","provider":"Nirv Ripz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}